The Sch-Art Universe
Chef Stinky
Chef Stinky is the #2 Chef in the Sch-Art World. Since starting to see Watermelon Sally he has been striving to expand his culinary prowess. This is why you will see Chef Stinky in various cooking environments. His claim to fame is a last place finish on Chopped. He aims to be the #1 chef but being as stinky as he is, he seems destined to be #2.
Evil Stinky
A once bright and yellow dog, Evil Stinky is Chef Stinky's long lost brother, Rex, who ran away from home many years ago. He loved Watermelon Sally from afar and is so jealous of her's and Chef Stinky's love he turned purple. He has been known to come to Chef Stinky's restaurants and leave bad Yelp reviews.
Pickles the Pug Squid
Pickles the Pug Squid was recently seen for the first time in the wild. Previously only seen in Sch-Art mythology this once legendary creature is being brought to the surface. Much is to be discovered about this creature but so far research suggests lazy, loud snores, and strange sleeping positions.
Spike the Slimy Slug
Spike the Slimy Slug is the leader of the local club, The Slime Squad. The Slime Squad takes in local swamp outcasts and turns them into upstanding scary creatures. He is revered by club members for being the slimiest, the smelliest, and as they put it "the moistest."
Carnivorous Cow
Carnivorous Cow is not just a meat eater. Having grown up near a farm with radioactive levels 10x the normal - not only is she dangerous because she eats the other farm animals but don't go near her either, no matter how tempting the udder, unless you want to grow limbs.
Monkey Derp Louie
Monkey Derp Louie has an unbreakable bond with Boone the Banana Raccoon. When Boone was mistaken for a banana, and taken to the grocery store, he was heartbroken. Luckily, he was found by Sch-Art in the jungle. Speaking perfect English, he asked to be reunited with Boone. He now spends much of his time with his old friend losing at chess.
Boone the Banana Raccoon
Boone the Raccoon is a tropical sub species of raccoon that has many natural predators. Being eaten so often (for being delicious) this raccoon has developed the ability to turn into an old mushy banana. Boone, having been mistaken for an actual banana, now spends his days at Sch-Art after being purchased at the local grocery store.
Dummy Bears
The Dummy Bears are the self-proclaimed rival club to the Slime Squad (they have never heard of them). Lost at childbirth, they were found and raised by a wild pack of radioactive bears near Carnivorous Cow's farm. Living in such proximity to the radiation they are no longer the brightest. The Dummy Bears are known for their wild hijinks and are easy to locate due to their giant hot air balloon, "The Going Beary".
Molly Mock-It
Molly Mock-It is a cute and mischievous girl who grew up on her radioactive farm, and now can almost fit in your pocket. She is inseparable from her oversized bubble blowing bichon, Holly. Molly loves to ride Holly around her farm and tease her Carnivorous Cow.
Holly Mock-It the Bichon
Holly Mock-It is Molly Mock-It's bubble gum blowing Bichon Frise. Growing up as a puppy on Molly's radioactive farm her growth has been accelerated as well as her brain shrunk three sizes that day and now, she loves to blow bubbles.
Oogie the Alligator Bird
Oogie is in the hit two "man" band, The Shoogys with his best friend, Boogie. After winning the prestigious Battle of the Bands, they now have the honor of playing live every day in the Sch-Art Cafeteria at lunch.
Boogie the Snake
Boogie is in the hit two "man" band, The Shoogys with his best friend, Oogie. After winning the prestigious Battle of the Bands, they now have the honor of playing live every day in the Sch-Art Cafeteria at lunch.
Big Alfred the Dummy Bear
Big Alfred is the eldest step-brother to the dummy bears. He has helped raise them since birth and despite his abnormal strength he would never hurt a fly. He loves everyone and everything, especially his rubber ducky.
Jolie and Bijou the Twin Teddies
Jolie and Bijou are the troublesome twin sisters of the dummy bears. Using their cute looks, they love to trick others into giving them all their candy. They love to provide anonymous gossip to Cultured Catfish.
Ma-Mamushroom & Spud the Space Dogs
Ma-Mamushroom and Spud are a dynamic mother-son dog grooming team. Their favorite client is Brownie the Alien Dog. Spud is still a young space pup and his arms and legs have not grown in yet but wow can he work a scissors with his mouth! They have won numerous interstellar awards at the Eastminster Best In Show.
Brownie the Alien Dog
Brownie is the dog of the bounty hunter, Boba Tea. Despite being a hunting dog, he is as sweet as his name. With his multiple eyes he can spot prey from all 360 degrees. When not on duty, he loves to get groomed by Ma-Mamushroom.
Bubba and Salacious B. Wrinkles
Bubba is the cruel King of the deep Sch-Art swamp. His cat Salacious B. Wrinkles is his only friend. He enjoys long winded speeches to his subjects and forcing them to watch home videos of Salacious. Those who fall asleep must allow Salacious to knead biscuits on them for 24 hours.
Cultured Catfish
Cultured Catfish graduated with top honors from Sch-Art University where he developed the most rich and velvety accent. He has risen through the ranks of no one to become the self appointed narrator of the Sch-Art world.
Princess Poopy Pants the Pug
Princess Poopy Pants is a professional fighter in the CFL (Chonky Fight League). She spends her days in the gym at Sch-Art and leads a yoga class on Mondays. Her Grandfather, Mortie is her biggest supporter in the ring. She loves her brunches with Grandpa and the trash pandas. When she's feeling extra naughty, her favorite cheat meal is anything prepared by Chef Stinky.
Mortie the Old Puggy
Mortie is an old, retired, professional exotic dancer, known for his over the top flamboyant dance moves. His nickname in his hayday was the Whirlwind. Whew! He now spends his days of retirement hanging out with his granddaughter Princess Poopy Pants. Together, they love to get brunch in the dumpsters with the local trash pandas.
Glubbz the Alien
Glubbz the alien is not from around these parts. He entered and is now stuck in the Sch-Art atmosphere but has found his passion in dog walking for Ma-Mamushrooms business. Glubbz fantasizes about the bounty hunter, Boba Tea and has sweet dreams about joining his team at night.
Buffalo Egg Bill the Half-Hatched Buffalo
Buffalo Egg Bill hasn't been able to fully hatch. He rolls around Sch-Art and is commonly seen stopping the Chewie Chewie Train as he rolls across the road.
Dude McChill the Centipede
Dude McChill is the chillest centipede in the swamp. He surfs the swampy waves, bruh, while flexing his six arms at absolutely no one. He is the bronzest of the bronze due to all those golden rays he catches. He used to be a prominent instructor but due to Bubba's interference he lost his customers. He spends his days now on the couch of Apoosie and Beefy Weefsss, and third wheels their dates at Chef Stinky's restaurant. He's hopeful that one day Bubba will his change his ways and he can surf with his bros again.
Captain Crusty Claws the Crab
Captain Crusty Claws is trapped in the sandbox at the Sch-Art daycare. Unbeknownst to him, the children have set up a constant struggle for the one and only castle in the box. Captain Crusty Claws believes everything the light touches is his domain. In a last ditch attempt to finally claim what he believes his, has employed a Trojan sea horse to take Castle Sand.
Trubbie the Devil Baby
Trubbie is a 500 year old "baby." She is the minion to Flea Bottom Jones, as they set out to capture the mythical pug squid. Trubbie steers their rowboat with her tail. She has spent the past 499 years trying to capture it on her own without success. Teaming with Flea Bottom they sail the swampy seas as wannabe pirates.
Flea Bottom Jones the Raccoon
Flea Bottom Jones is a menace to society and wannabe pirate looking to become notorious. He often hatches devious plans at the expense of the Sch-Art world. If you see his rowboat a comin', start runnin'. He has recently partnered with Trubbie the devil baby and now has one goal on his mind, catching the mythical pug squid. He now sails the swampy seas on a relentless quest and will stop at nothing to capture it.
Eggwin the Half-Hatched Bird
Eggwin is a recently half hatched bird, in the tree out front of Sch-Art headquarters. Him and his siblings like to try and poop on those who walk under them.
Mikey the Puma
Mikey the puma is a personal trainer who works out of the Sch-Art gym. His best and only client is Princess Poopy Pants. He lives in the Forest but commutes daily on the Chewie Chewie Train. He has dreams of getting his own fashion line one day.
Beefy Weefsss the Snake
Beefy Weefsss is a slithery little snake. Newly married to Apoosie, he's ready to take on life.
Apoosie the Slug
Apoosie is a gentle soul, who loves her husband Beefy Weefsss. Together, they hope to build a family of slimey babies. She frequents wine tastings and art galleries on the weekends.
Sporky the Snail
Sporky is the brains of the Slime Squad. He loves traps.
Spanky the Swamp Beetle
Spanky the Swamp Beetle has dreams of being a famous singer. Denied entry into Oogie and Boogie, falling into a dark place and has teamed up with the Slime Squad to bring down the Dummy Bears.
Spaghetti the Millipede
Spaghetti the Millipede hates everyone and everything, but hates nothing more than the Dummy Bears. Her days are spent stalking their social medias and angry reacting posts.
Ribbit the Pug Frog
Ribbit the Pug Frog sleeps 6 days out of the week and only wakes for Sunday dinner.
Fuzz-Butts the Fox
Fuzz-Butts the Fox is the CEO of Sch-Art HQ. Everyday at 4 pm he plays golf with his assistant, Lemons.
Lemons the Lemur
Lemons the Lemur works dilligently for his boss, Mr. Butts. He went on a few dates with Aubergine, but she broke it off
He is still searching for his first par.
Fennel the Raccoon Thunder God
Fennel is the thunder God of the Sch-Art world. He sits above the world and doesn't concern himself with the day to day of the world. He sits and occasionally throws his lightning bolts for fun at old ladies, but he really is a sweetheart. Kinda.
Poofy the Sky Monkey
Poofy the monkey is the Sky God of the Sch-Art world. He enjoys playing with lightning and protecting the citizens of Sch-Art. For some odd reason, he has a fascination with rubber. You can often catch him eating meat in the Sch-Art cafeteria.
Aubergine the Platypus
Aubergine is the secretary at Sch-Art. She typically can be found searching yahoo news or talking to her best friend, Apoosie on her headset while filing her claws.
Spoogy the Raccoon
Spoogy is a high strung raccoon who loves donuts. He lives in the dumpster outside Sch-Art.
